A girl's night out

That's right, it was a Puta's night out, and we took our show out of town!

Phulu Designs picked me up her bad ass low rider palace on wheels and we took a cruise down to San Jo. San Jose is my hometown and it is about a 2 hour drive from Sactown. We were meeting baby snatch and Loks for and evening of grub and professional laughs ala the Improv to see none other than the Queen Puta herself, Chelsea Handler.

This self professed alcolic one night seeking Puta is hella funny. If you get a chance read her Bible, I mean book of all her one night stand adventures.

You can get it cheap on Amazon, the name of it is,My Horizontal Life: A collection of one night stands

I know that a lot of us probably can relate to some of her stories. I know I have a few regrets or two. (close your eyes, Momma)

Anyhoo, she has a show on E and here is a clip of what kind of humor we listened too.


If she strolls through your hood, she is definately worth the show.

So we got there early and we hooked up for a cocktail, followed by a yummy dinner at the Chicken Coop. The show started soon after 9pm and lasted about an hour and a half. Since we had a long drive ahead of us, we booked out of there with a quickness.

On the way home we stopped at flying J in Lodi, Ca. What is the Flying J, you ask? It is a new hang out for Phulu! She couldn't get enough of this place and for a second, I though I was going to have to hitch hike home.The Flying J for normal folk is a Truckadero (sp) It is a huge gas station that has a diner, post office, showers, game room, store, chanklas, videos, candy,TV room, car wash, food, ice cream, massage room, etc. etc. It's like a micro city within a city.

When we got there, there were about 60 or 70 trucks camped out for the night. I ain't gonna lie, it was hella intriging to sit there and watch all kinds of peeps walk in and out of the store. We kept making up stories about all the men going in for a hot cup of Joe and or a shower. We fantasized about what they were hauling, who they had in their cabs, if they were single or had families dotted across the country. Being that Phulu is an excellent writer, she couldn't believe all the writing potential walking in and out of that truck stop.After lots of coaxing, she agreed to take me home, but I could see the wheels spinning in her head, and it wouldn't have suprised me if she turned right around after getting me home, and high tailing it back to that seedy dark corner to watch some more of those beefy mens. haha.Anyway, I had a great time hanging with my homies.

I hope your weekend was as equally as beautiful!

For your enjoyment, Phulu, this Juan is for you.....