Crafty Chica Cruise! Book now, Cruise later

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OMG, I am soooooooooo there. Come on rucas, we all deserve a little pampering and why not do it together on a fabulous cruise? The price is sooooo right, and there is a discount if you reserve today. See link for details, they offer a payment plan!

I am so putting in my reservation today. I get to craft, party like a rawk star and go to Mexico! How can I say no? Don't forget to mention that your favorite Sacred Snatchy sent you.


1. Crafty Chica Cruise! Yes, it is all set up for March 3-8, 2008! We had so much fun last year that we are doing it again!

The cool thing about this cruise is that participants will be among the FIRST to try out the new Crafty Chica products, because this is the month that the line debuts. I'm going to have all kinds of workshops on this trip, and there will be even more goodies than the last cruise! Prices start at $507, and includes EVERYTHING (room, meals, entertainment, tips, free cocktail hour, all art supplies, tote bag full of goodies and more).

You will have such a wonderful time as we cruise aboard the 'Elation' from San Diego to Cabo San Lucas and Ensenada, with two full days at sea to spend together on various crafting projects. Aside from crafting, there will be shopping in Cabo and Ensenanda, great entertainment, a full casino and the of course the spa, on board the 'Elation'.

Click on the link!

Today - Friday, June 15th you can get a discount if you sign up. After that, the cost goes up a tiny bit. All it takes is $100 to hold your spot, and the next $100 is due in September and then the rest is due in December.

Sacramento Craft Mafia June 24th 2007

Yes, yes, I got lots of Sacred Surprises in store.

Come and say hi to me and the girls next Sunday and then again on July 14th Second Saturday!

Sunday, June 24th, 2-10pm
Get Made, Sacramento!
The Sacramento Craft Mafia is holding their first-ever showdown at Willemina's Restaurant & Bar. Stop by for lunch and shopping from 2-10pm. Tunes provided by the Tip Top Trio. Come get some kick-ass handmade jewelry, housewares, wearables, and more.



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Stop, Shop, and Stroll!
Second Saturday, July 14th, 6pm-10pm
The Coffee Garden
2904 Franklin Blvd.
Sacramento, CA 95818
(916) 457-5507


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A girl's night out

That's right, it was a Puta's night out, and we took our show out of town!

Phulu Designs picked me up her bad ass low rider palace on wheels and we took a cruise down to San Jo. San Jose is my hometown and it is about a 2 hour drive from Sactown. We were meeting baby snatch and Loks for and evening of grub and professional laughs ala the Improv to see none other than the Queen Puta herself, Chelsea Handler.

This self professed alcolic one night seeking Puta is hella funny. If you get a chance read her Bible, I mean book of all her one night stand adventures.

You can get it cheap on Amazon, the name of it is,My Horizontal Life: A collection of one night stands

I know that a lot of us probably can relate to some of her stories. I know I have a few regrets or two. (close your eyes, Momma)

Anyhoo, she has a show on E and here is a clip of what kind of humor we listened too.


If she strolls through your hood, she is definately worth the show.

So we got there early and we hooked up for a cocktail, followed by a yummy dinner at the Chicken Coop. The show started soon after 9pm and lasted about an hour and a half. Since we had a long drive ahead of us, we booked out of there with a quickness.

On the way home we stopped at flying J in Lodi, Ca. What is the Flying J, you ask? It is a new hang out for Phulu! She couldn't get enough of this place and for a second, I though I was going to have to hitch hike home.The Flying J for normal folk is a Truckadero (sp) It is a huge gas station that has a diner, post office, showers, game room, store, chanklas, videos, candy,TV room, car wash, food, ice cream, massage room, etc. etc. It's like a micro city within a city.

When we got there, there were about 60 or 70 trucks camped out for the night. I ain't gonna lie, it was hella intriging to sit there and watch all kinds of peeps walk in and out of the store. We kept making up stories about all the men going in for a hot cup of Joe and or a shower. We fantasized about what they were hauling, who they had in their cabs, if they were single or had families dotted across the country. Being that Phulu is an excellent writer, she couldn't believe all the writing potential walking in and out of that truck stop.After lots of coaxing, she agreed to take me home, but I could see the wheels spinning in her head, and it wouldn't have suprised me if she turned right around after getting me home, and high tailing it back to that seedy dark corner to watch some more of those beefy mens. haha.Anyway, I had a great time hanging with my homies.

I hope your weekend was as equally as beautiful!

For your enjoyment, Phulu, this Juan is for you.....